Chapter 2: Lying About Lumberjacks

Gimme some truth!

John Lennon, Gimme Some Truth

Smells like Seattle flannel.

Nirvana, Smells Like Teen Spirit

Way too sexy.

Right Said Fred, I'm Too Sexy

Loud pipes save lives.

Pro-motorcycles bumper sticker

I said, Goddamn the pusher man.

Steppenwolf, The Pusher

Get your motor running, head out on the highway.

Steppenwolf, Born to Be Wild

Burning down the bad monkey house.

Talking Heads, Burning Down the House

It's fun to stay at the YMCA.

The Village People, YMCA

Baby loves loving — he's got what it takes and he knows how to use it.

White Plains, My Baby Loves Lovin'

I am whatever you say I am.

Eminem, The Way I Am

…twelve feet tall and bulletproof.

Travis Tritt, Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof