Chapter 31: Wake Up and Smell the Anal Sex

I am tired, I am weary, I could sleep for a thousand years.
The Velvet Underground, Venus In Furs
Mr. Infinity
Reference to porn star Ron Jeremy
Like disco lemonade.
Marcy Playground, Sex and Candy
Hot biscuits and sweet Marie.
NRBQ, Hot Biscuits & Sweet Marie
My shaving razor's cold and it stings.
The Monkees, Daydream Believer
It's just a restless feeling I have inside.
The Velvet Underground, Sunday Morning