Chapter 31: Wake Up and Smell the Anal Sex

I am tired, I am weary, I could sleep for a thousand years.

The Velvet Underground, Venus In Furs

Mr. Infinity

Reference to porn star Ron Jeremy

Like disco lemonade.

Marcy Playground, Sex and Candy

Hot biscuits and sweet Marie.

NRBQ, Hot Biscuits & Sweet Marie

My shaving razor's cold and it stings.

The Monkees, Daydream Believer

It's just a restless feeling I have inside.

The Velvet Underground, Sunday Morning